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This Week’s Topic: Hypothetical Situations

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what if you were to HYPOTHETICALLY divide by zero?

Mouse Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 11:34 am

I dunno, I’m not very good at math but lemme try to figure this out.

Say the circumference of zero is equal to pi, dividing this into equal sections then becomes a simple operation of percentages. Where in, the amount of divisions is of an equal amount equaling the sum of its parts. To simplify, take a pizza, and cut it into equal portions. Then give the pizza to me, and there you have divided by zero.

Math makes me hungry.

hypothetically speaking, what if FOWO *yes i’ve taken the name MUAHAHAHAH* fell in love with you?

Mouse Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

Fowo? In love with me?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s just silly talk.

Thanks for the laugh though!

Hypothectically… if you were in the good that bad and the ugly who would you be? and who would take the other two spots?

Mouse Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

I think I’d more than likely take the part of The Good. Even though the moral ambiguity in that movie is enough to cut with a knife! The Good was more of an anti-hero if anything, out to make a quick buck.

The Bad just ended up killing for no reason whatsoever, or maybe just because he enjoyed killing. Regardless, I have no idea who I’d cast in that role! Maybe that big scary guy Fowo talks about from his school.

As for The Ugly, he’s more of the guy that keeps getting pushed around, forced about, nothing ever goes his way, and actually he’s more of a toy for The Good to play with. In fact, it seems to me that The Good tends to be cruelest to The Ugly throughout the entire picture. The Ugly’s just trying to survive and keeps getting pushed around.

Hmm, maybe I’m more of The Ugly, though that seems odd to think about, since I don’t think I’m actually ugly or anything.

But then we have the problem of trying to figure out who pushes me around. Fowo keeps me in line, but I don’t think he’s mean to me at all!

This is a puzzling predicament.

hypothetically what if your existence was based on a hypothetical situation? see : http://www.xkcd.com/248/

Mouse Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

Who says it isn’t? Who says we’re all not just in some massive hypothetical situation that someone’s contemplating?

I could really go for some ice cream.

I hope i’m not late, which i highly believe, but here it is:
Let’s say hypothrtically that you are standed on an island with only three objects (Your choice) and another person or pet (If any xP), what would they be?

Mouse Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 6:23 am

You’re not too late! I answer Ask Mouse questions for a full week!

If I was trapped on an island, I’d want a PS3, an HDTV and a stack of games; and I’d wanna be there with Fowo.

Easy enough!

Hypotheticaly speaking…If you could control your dreams. What power or powers would you give yourslef in your dreams?
Flying? Shrinking? Running Really fast? Keep in mind it’s a dream so your powers wouldn’t be limited.

Then….Hypotheticaly speaking what would you do with said power or powers.

Mouse Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 6:20 pm

Ooh, one of those “what powers do you want” questions! Oooh, those are always so tough, gotta make sure that you don’t waste your powers, cause they’re always such a defining part of you and who you are.

I mean, if someone picks the power to become invisible, people could theorize that they have a lot of stress or problems that they really need to hide away from, and it also becomes such a beneficial power to counter the forces of evil, especially if they don’t have some sort of heat seeking device to see where the invisible hero is hiding at.

Hmm, seeing heat could be useful, after all you’d always be able to know where to keep warm during winter, so you’d never freeze to death. Oh and you could also see if people were lying, because their body temperature rises. And the way to the nearest pizzeria!

Ooh! Ooh! That’s what I’d want, the power to eat as much food as I could possibly want.

Hypothectically specking, who would you bring to rob a bank

Mouse Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 7:30 am

Well, since it’s hypothetical… Superman.

I mean, who better to bring to rob a bank, you’d be guaranteed to get away scott free!

Hypothetically speaking, if you could marry somebody, who would it be?

Mouse Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

Hmm… I dunno!

There’s so many factors to think about in marriage. Do they like me? Are they always gonna be there for me? Are they financially and mentally stable?

I can’t just pick someone at random and go “Oh yes, they’ll be very respectable and beneficial towards my well being.”

Unless you were just asking who I’d -like- to be married to.

And in that case, Johnny Depp. He’s awesome.

Soul Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 10:31 pm

And here i was thinking it would be FW, Johnny depp is awesome though

Hypothetically, if you were to pick 1 type of food to live off of for the rest of your life what would it be?

Mouse Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 6:28 pm

Cherr– wait, even if I ate the best food ever, over and over, I’d probably get sick of it.

Well, if we’re able to include ingredients to flavor it (like stock or spices) something bland like Tofu might not be too bad, cause it can be made to taste like pretty much anything.

Oh wait, if we’re gonna include ingredients, then pizza would be really good because you can top them with all sorts of multitudes of stuff and never have the same taste. You can even make breakfast pizzas!

I think I’m cheating a bit with the ingredients though, so if it was just one food only…hmm… I’d probably have to go with cherries. Just hopefully that unfortunate side effect of eating a ton of fruit wouldn’t affect me if that was the only thing I could eat.

Ooh, can I change my power to be that whatever I ate wouldn’t make me sick?

Hypothetically…you and the twins find…..a box of Chocolate covered super ultimate espresso beans and are hungry…….what happens?

Mouse Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 9:07 pm

Well… I could go into a long, long, loooooong explanation about all the steps as they happen.

Instead I’ll just cut to the finish.

The world is rained down upon by fluff, cute, and joy; causing world ending cataclysms.

D_Leo Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 9:49 pm

Yay!

Hypothetically, if Forest forced you to wear clothing (which is amazing he didn’t yet…), what would you wear?

Mouse Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 10:09 pm

…clothing.

Oh! You mean outfits.

Probably those “baby doll” tees I hear so much about. And a pair of pants.

Hypodermically, would you be able to handle needles?
Oh…wait…hypoTHETICALLY. Gotcha.
Hypothetically, if you and Kyle got in a fistfight, who do you think would win?

Mouse Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 7:20 am

Um… I’m a conscientious objector… so, if Kyle decided to start a fight, I guess he’d win.

S. Weltzin Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Well if that’s the case, he’d probably get bored and walk away, I imagine. After all, he seems to operate on “principle.”

Mouse Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 6:58 pm

I bet if I ate his slice of pizza he’d probably beat me up for it!

S. Weltzin Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

You’re right! Poor Mouse.

Hypothetically, if you were hiding from someone, where would you hide?

Mouse Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:20 pm

Under futty!

Shh, don’t tell anyone.

Hypothetically, let’s say Fowo (such a cute name ^.^) decided he’d let you pick one restaurant or store to go to, where/why?

Mouse Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:50 am

I’d probably want to go to the mall! That’s always a good sampling of lots of littler places to go to.

Since I think that’s such a cheating response though, I’ll try to think of something better.

Hmm… Some place that serves and all-you-can-eat buffet would be nice, but I don’t think Fowo would let me go to one of those.

Oooh! I know! I’d wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese! That place has it all and it’s all in one place! Pizza, video games, and from what I hear, play pens! That would be a blast! Ooooh, I’m gonna go ask Fowo if we can go there right now!

Chiry Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

Hehe, do you know how much fun can be had at a mall without even looking at things to buy?

Anyways, Fowo prolly would like the idea of the all-you-can-eat place, you can have about eight plates of food and he won’t have to pay any more for you than himself!

Also, the ball pen at Chuck E. Cheese, it’s the greatest! So much fun ^.^

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