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Ask Mouse #10

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And we’re rolling with another episode of Ask Mouse!

This Week’s Topic: Silly Questions

Ask whatever family friendly silly questions you have and I’ll answer them! Head on over to the forums to suggest a topic for next week, too!

Posted on August 18, 2009 by Mouse | Filed under Ask Mouse, News

61 Comments

ebil genius August 18, 2009 @ 1:34 am

What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?

Does wild rice have to be hunted??

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris???

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Mouse Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 1:49 am

He becomes Batbatman!

Yes, it does. It’s very dangerous to hunt wild rice and many people lose their lives every year to vicious wild rice injuries. Please keep this in mind next time you’re enjoying some nice wild rice, and eat every last bit of it in respect for those who lost their lives to feed you.

Wood chucks can easily chuck Chuck Norris, he’s a push over. It’s all about Charles Nelson Riley, or CNR now.

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Zaiki August 18, 2009 @ 7:37 am

1. Are you Wil?

2. Are you sure?

3. Do you have proof that would defy my multiple computers theory?

4. Who would win in a fight? Kamina or Chuck Norris?

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Mouse Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 8:13 am

1. No, I am not Wil.

2. I am positive.

3. Even if Wil and I set it up so that we could prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt that we’re not the same person, you still wouldn’t believe it.

4. Neither.

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T. Gotl August 18, 2009 @ 7:45 am

What did them say while in the same time as before the aftermath of paradox?!?!!?!

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Mouse Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 8:14 am

Silly questions does not mean improper grammar. If I can’t understand the question, I can’t answer it.

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T. Gotl Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 9:12 am

I just switched out the ‘they’ for a ‘them’ because it sounds stranger D:

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T. Gotl Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 9:13 am

I just switched out the ‘they’ for a ‘them’ because it sounds stranger and seems to fit better D:

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billy August 18, 2009 @ 9:40 am

1: is a WMD a musical instrument?
2: did george bush (jr) really invent “nuclear power pants”?
3: if you drank a whole bottle of nestea, what would you fall into?
4: is there such a thing as too much memory (for a computer)?
5: would you rather be male or female?
6: is this an exessive amount of questions?
7: would you like me to stop?
8: does chef Gordan Ramzei (spelling?) swear to much?

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billy Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 9:41 am

also 9: if you could choose between high explosive and incindiary ammo, which would you use?

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Mouse Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 9:45 am

1. Yes, but it only makes one really loud noise, and only once. Kind of a waste of an instrument.
3. Bliss. Tea is yummy.
4. Yep, 640k should be enough for anyone.
5. Female.
6. Nope.
7. If you’d like to.
8. It’s Ramsey. I don’t think so, he’s just trying to run his kitchen to the highest standards that he set up for himself. Considering the amount of simple mistakes they make too, it’s understandable he’d be so upset.

I skipped question 2, sorry. Won’t be answering that one either.

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Zaiki August 18, 2009 @ 9:44 am

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Mouse Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 11:28 am

No.

Horseradish is not an instrument either.

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Kid_K Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

What about corn?

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Mouse Reply:
August 18th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Only on Tuesdays.

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Kid_K August 18, 2009 @ 4:58 pm

Which is better? Spaghetti or Ravioli?
Battle! Superman vs The Hulk…who wins? (CNR can’t win because he’s the only person who the two would trust as referee)
Good or Bad. Fettuccini Alfredo Pizza
Who are the better detectives? Sam ‘n’ Max or Batman ‘n’ Robin?
If you give a mouse a cookie?
Have you ever dressed up as a ninja?
Have you ever dressed up as a pirate?
Have you ever dressed up as an Anime Character?
If you could trade lives with a Game Character for the length of their game. Who would it be?(Time wouldn’t pass in Real world)
Can I haz Cheeseburger?
If I gave you a granola bar, what would I get? :D

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Mouse Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 12:37 am

Both! You can’t make me choose!

Aww, but CNR would easily take them both down. Hmm, ok, gotta actually think about this one then. But I have some questions to ask. Where is the fight taking place? What time of day?

It’s alright, pretty sure I’ve had something like that before. It’s better if you make cereal pizza and use marshmallow creme for the sauce. Mmmm.

Sam n Max. They don’t have to follow the law. It’s in the Freelance Police handbook.

I’m gonna stay in your house for years and years and yeaaaaaaaaaaaaars.

Nope.

Yes.

Not intentionally.

Raz from Psychonauts.

no u cannot haz mah cheezburger!

The overwhelming sense of joy of helping someone less fortunate, except it feels better because you’re helping someone utterly cute.

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Kid_K Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

Superman Vs Hulk ..On Earth, On about noon, at the grand canyon.

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Mouse Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

If that’s the case. Superman would end up winning. He’s got too much going for him in those conditions, and Hulk would end up being thrown into the sun or something. Which is sad, I’d prefer Hulk winning.

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Zaiki Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 7:25 pm

Superman is too perfect. You can’t even hurt him without some form of Kryptonite or a god of some sort… or a galactic vampire…

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Mouse Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 4:12 am

Naw, he can be worn down if he’s not in reach of the sun for extended periods of time.

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Zaiki Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

…What? So Super Man runs on a solar battery?

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Mouse Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

Makes sense since that’s how he got his powers in the first place. Everyone wasn’t flying around on Krypton.

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Zaiki Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

I thought that it was just because there was such high gravitational force on Krypton.

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Mouse Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

No, Superman got his powers because of the rays of the yellow sun of Earth.

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Zaiki Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 7:46 am

Because apparently the color of the sun influences super powers.

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Mouse Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 9:08 am

If you’re an alien.

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Zaiki Reply:
August 23rd, 2009 at 6:50 pm

That logic still doesn’t make sense, unless he’s a plant. WAIT! I’ve discovered his secret weakness! Set him on fire!

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admin Reply:
August 22nd, 2009 at 3:16 pm

*sneaks in* >_>;

Superman does work similar to a solar battery! Although any energy he stores is multiplied several hundred (thousand?) times. It used to be that his powers actually developed gradually over time, due to prolonged exposure to the yellow rays of our sun. However, that doesn’t even seem to be the case anymore! He’s fought several villians who can drain the energy from him, and it only takes a few minutes of exposure to sunlight to regain his strength. At one point he even flew into the center of the sun and absorbed so much energy he was able to push Warworld (which had been taken over by Brainiac) with his bare hands.

He also almost went crazy from the power. But everything turned out alright at the end. :P

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Mouse Reply:
August 22nd, 2009 at 4:46 pm

*takes a deep breath and points*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!

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admin Reply:
August 22nd, 2009 at 7:49 pm

Critic! >:[

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Zaiki Reply:
August 23rd, 2009 at 6:49 pm

NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

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CoolBannanas Reply:
January 27th, 2010 at 1:06 pm

DEFINTELY A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :D


S. Weltzin August 18, 2009 @ 7:17 pm

Hot enough for ya?

Workin’ hard or hardly workin?

Did it hurt when the you got your fingers caught in the mousetrap?

Do you like food?

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Mouse Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 12:33 am

Surprisingly, it hasn’t been all that hot of a summer. For which I am eternally grateful.

I do both at the same time.

I’ve never gotten my fingers caught in a mouse trap!

That certainly is a silly question. :P

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Kid_K August 19, 2009 @ 1:56 pm

I you could/had to choose a favorite Transformer(Any series/cartoon/etc) to do your bidding, who would it be and what would you make it do?

Worst Color to paint a room?

Worst color to have a food plate be colored?

Blueberry Lemonaide or Strawberry Lemonaide?

The world is attacked by Delish Milkshakes…what do you do?

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Mouse Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Um… what’s that one that transforms into a jet?

Chromakey Green.

Rainbow.

Strawberry Lemonade.

I drink up all the incoming invaders and saaaave the wooooooorld.

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Zaiki Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 7:26 pm

Starscrean is the transformer you’re thinking of, which is kinda a bad choice considering he betrays Megatron every five seconds.

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Mouse Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 4:12 am

Who?

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Zaiki Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

Starscrean = Backstabbing Desepticon who takes the form of a jet
Megatron = Leader of the Desepticons

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Mouse Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

You’re making this stuff up, aren’t you?

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Zaiki Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

Nope, I’m just a fan of the series.

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Mouse Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

People watched this?

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Zaiki Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 7:47 am

Yes. You should try watch Transformers: The Animated Series. Even though people (G-Whiners) complain about it, it’s still a good show.

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xtwincashx August 20, 2009 @ 2:10 pm

Do Hampster eat people in the morning or at night??? OR BOTH??????

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Mouse Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

Neither, hamsters are too small, silly.

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Zaiki Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

What about anthropomorphic hamsters!?

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Kid_K Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 10:20 am

They eat Sunflower seeds!

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Mouse Reply:
August 23rd, 2009 at 5:42 am

Radioactive ones, more than likely.

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Zaiki Reply:
August 23rd, 2009 at 6:51 pm

What type of radiation and how much exposure to it?

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WanderingBard August 21, 2009 @ 4:48 am

Does the party of the first part acquiesce what the party of the second part put forth in facts as Exhibit A? And could the party of the second part have learned this Exhibit at a party?

Also, bonus question: Is the answer to this question no?

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Zaiki Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 7:48 am

I don’t think that gives enough information to make anything above a guess.

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Mouse Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 9:11 am

Objection, this is all speculation at this point as to the conjecture brought about by the acquisitions found in the relative circumstances upon this point. I move to strike all records of Exhibit A as the uncertain methods of intrusion are far beyond the matters at hand in this case!

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Anglomancer August 22, 2009 @ 10:52 pm

Are aliens taking what we thought we think and making us think we thought our thoughts we’ve been thinking we thought we think we thought? I think?

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Mouse Reply:
August 23rd, 2009 at 5:42 am

I think one Spongebob Squarepants reference is enough for this week, sorry :(

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Zaiki Reply:
August 23rd, 2009 at 6:36 pm

It was a good try though.

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dragonnutds December 7, 2009 @ 9:08 pm

1, what would you do if all the wood in the world turned to cheese
2, what would you do if you woke up one day and the world was full of clones of fowo,
3 what would you do if all of the suden a pizza you where eating said “please dont eat me,”
4, what would you do if a pizza said he would grant you 3 wishes if you didn’t eat him, and you decided not to eat him, but when you put it down it pepperoni legs and ran off saying “LOLOLOL, PWNED N00B”

sorry, i am big on “what if”‘s

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dragonnutds Reply:
December 10th, 2009 at 9:55 pm

woops, sorry, on number 4, that was grew pepperoni legs, forgot to put grew

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CoolBannanas January 26, 2010 @ 2:29 pm

WATS YR FAVORITE ANIMAL THATS NOT U?
IS IT..
A. WOLF
B.LION
C. BANNANAS

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CoolBannanas January 26, 2010 @ 2:30 pm

WHAT DO U LIKE MORE, BROWNIES OR CHRUNCH BARS?

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CoolBannanas January 27, 2010 @ 1:08 pm

DO U LIKE WAFFLES!? OH DO U LIKE WAFFLES!?
DO U LIKE PANCAKES!? OH DO U LIKE PANCAKES!?
BREAKFAST IS FUN!! :D

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