#81 – …In Which We Find Out That He Doesn’t Like Trees.
This one is just silly… XD
Its a little known fact that Damien and trees just don’t get along. No one’s sure why exactly (that might be because I keep forgetting to ask) but they’re up to something! Nothing stands around for that long in one place unless there’s a reason for it. D:
Oh, he also doesn’t like ponies either. Or was it horses? 
Hope everyone’s week went well! And weekend too! 
I hope to get the KH comic up sometime today, hopefully soon. I’ll update this post, and make another one in the News feed for when its up as a voting incentive.
EDIT: New Voting Incentive now up! 
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It was indeed ponies… x3 And it’s true! The trees -are- up to something! There’s just so many of them..everywhere.. >.>
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Manytreesblack Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 2:42 am
You don’t like trees? That’s too bad because Many Trees is my name:)
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Kid_K Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 9:25 am
It’s a tree conspiracy. They already have government funding!!! XD
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I knew it was one or the other!
And yes, they are everywhere, especially up here where I live, its almost like a forest in some parts. 
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Scott A Reply:
July 1st, 2009 at 10:41 am
…Its like the shopping cart conspiracy!
Sometimes you catch them at it…They’re very good at stopping and pretending to be innocuous inanimate objects…But whenever you catch them out at night away from the supermarkets, they’re plotting their world domination!
Maybe they’re enemies of the Tree Conspiracy. Or allies. *shudder*
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gamerwords Reply:
July 1st, 2009 at 10:35 pm
I must say this: TREES HELP YOU BREATHE!!! That is all.
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The is always a constant struggle between canines and trees. It may be a bit one-sided, but still a struggle.
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Mouse Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 12:47 am
Foxes aren’t canines.
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Zaiki Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Regardless
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LJslilfox Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 1:10 am
They are Vulpines. :3 thats where we get the name Vulpix…I like to think that, but Vulpine is the correct term if I recall correctly.
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*snickers* x3 AWESOME jacket FW…*smrf giggle* X3
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Zaiki Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 9:00 am
Hippy jacket!
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Heeeey, I thought it was okay! XD See, and that’s why FW usually wears such similar sets of clothes! Its hard to look good when you have no fashion sense, lol.
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This is an awesome web comic! I think your style of drawing is really your own and I hope you don’t stop this comic any time soon.
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Why thank you, I’m glad you enjoy it! I’ll do my best to keep it running too!
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oh noz! i forgot to comment last time D: aw well, hey is Damien part Dwarf? (cookies and milk for the one who gets the ref)
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S. Weltzin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Order of the Stick.
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I was gonna say one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but I guess I’d probably be wrong.
I’d watch them again, but I just don’t have the time. And its alright, you commented this time! 
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Khan-Wolfen Reply:
July 1st, 2009 at 3:42 am
*gives cookies and milk to Weltzin* well done
also yes i have, all is right in the world XD
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Random Poetry Time.
See the Fox And Wolf out for a walk.
See all the trees that may think alot.
Damien sees that the trees abound.
FW! is happy just to walk around.
So Episode 81 is seen, its true.
What’s going to happen in Episode 82?
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
lol XD
That was great, thanks!
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I know that there are plenty of people with grudges against trees. In fact, I used to live in a town where there were virtually no living trees to be seen, and it was a very, very small town (I suspect arborophobia (fear of trees), which causes people to go around murdering trees. Couldn’t have been industral pollution, since the population was only 30,000.) Now, I moved somewhere with approximately 800 times the population, and there are literally rows of trees between the sidewalks and the streets. Maybe there should be an organization called Arborophobes Anonymous, for all those people with such a hatred of trees.
Note: Using the suffix “phobia” to imply a hatred of something, much in the same way that people use the terms “xenophobia” (fear of things not like yourself) and “homophobia” (fear of homosexual people) to imply a hate of those things. (Just because I overexplain things)
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Mikomi Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
I thought the prefix “Xeno-” meant “people” as in the fear of people? maybe I’m wrong… (Just googled it, you’re right! guess it’s anthropophobia… everything I knew is a liiiiiiiie!) and my doctor was wrong! HA! *winner*
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Awww, who could hate trees? Especially since they supply us with precious, precious oxygen. I’m pretty sure everyone needs that to live.
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thats not a tree… thats agent 13 of control
does that mean damien is working for chaos?
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Zaiki Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Yes, yes it does.
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
lol XD
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“He talks to the TREE’s, but they don’t trust him, you see….”
Maybe it’s due to the way Damien’s been watering them
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Haha… ;P
I’m sure he has a good reason for it! Maybe they just don’t like him either?
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J.J. Reply:
July 1st, 2009 at 10:44 am
Maybe they plan to bury Damien in pine needles & pitch.
That pitch would mess up his fur and paws.
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Watch out for the trees, forest! They will eat your soul! D:
Ask Damian thats why he is on a mission to destroy them all. :3
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Hehe, oh, is that why?
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That is indeed a Suspicious tree…..
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Very suspicious! D:
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Is the tree alive or is Kyle up there?! Either way I’m frightened!
How do you tell if a tree is asleep or awake? If it stands still, conducting photosynthesis, its asleep. If its running around, screaming and eating people, then it is awake!
I know they make oxygen and purify the air, but can they really be trusted?
Case in point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ5xGNAbBOQ&feature=related
I wish I could say that this is the only killer tree movie, but sadly I can’t… D:
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Oh wow, I love old movies like that! XD
How do you avoid a killer tree?
DON’T GO NEAR IT!! C’mon, it moves like at old granny walking speed! It’d never catch you, lol.
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radioblueheart Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Ha ha! Yeah! That and “The Navy vs the Night Monsters” are so bad that they are just awesome! Who would make a monster out of trees? They just want to be hugged!
I will admit, there is one good killer tree movie. “Little Otik” (aka “Otesánek”) has “tree-stump baby” that pulls food to its self with tentacle-like roots on its body! And that’s not even the creepiest thing about that movie!
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Nice work on the comic! I KNEW IT!!! I THOUGHT THE TREES WERE UP TO SOMETHING! We should do something before they are able to call for back-up!
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Back up? D: I bet they allied themselves with the shrubs too! They’re unstoppable!
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Zaiki Reply:
July 1st, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Not if we can sway the Ferns to our side!
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YES! I love FW’s duds!
I used to have a snowboarding jacket like that too… then I lost it… hey, give it back! lol I go for walks like that about every other night, except with more trees and less (no) sidewalk. So… when’s someone gonna make a deal about FW’s new collar? hmm? Ah… have they seen Kyle besides in the “filler”? Was that even en-canon? Maybe I should be more concerned with the thinking tree…
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Mouse Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Sneaky Mouse reports in that FW’s collar has already been explained in the comic.
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Mikomi Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Oh! Not that it needs to be explained, just that no one else in the comic seems to have noticed it. FW sure acted like it was going to be really embarrassing or something… hence it being part of a bet, right? Maybe not…
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R@YM@N53 Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 12:50 am
your dead on accually,FW told me himself,nice guess,i had to ask,i somehow skipped over that part completely when i first read it from the beginning(idk how that was possible),but yes,congrats on first guess ^.^
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Mikomi Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Right about…what? Nyaa…. I’m so confused…
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Okay, here goes! Technically, FW hasn’t been around anyone else besides Mouse and the twins and Damien again, in this comic. The one with Rammstein actually takes place on Father’s day, but since its still Fall, that hasn’t happened yet. So once he heads back to school, maybe somebody might notice.
He talked to Kyle on the phone afterall, so there’s no way he could have seen it. Also notice how he’s trying to hide it under his shirt a little? Granted, the thing’s huge so there’s not much chance of hiding it, but he’s still trying. XD
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Mikomi Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Hmm… still think his sisters might’ve thought something of it… then again, all the ruckus with Mouse could’ve distracted them! Truly a master of not obvious objective hiding! (prolly not the words I was looking for but… you know what I mean XD)
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you know to be dead honest,ive never seen a black fox,only orange,weird……
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Mouse Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 1:27 am
Hehe, they exist! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/Junfox/Gaia/BlackFox131.jpg
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Zaiki Reply:
July 1st, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Bawww
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
There’s all different kinds! Also white if you count artic foxes. I think that’s only in the winter months though.
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I had no idea trees were stereotypical British noblemen!
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admin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Of course they are!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_great_British_trees
See?
They’ve very trim and proper after all.
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S. Weltzin Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
By George!
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Hehe, I feel the same way about all those trees… It’s like they’re watching me. *shakes out of fear*
This is a good one! I like FW’s jacket btw too! :3
And as for my art… er… it’s not pretty… ^^; As soon as I draw something that doesn’t make my own eyes try to rip themselves out, I’d like to show you! That okay?
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Mouse Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Heeey, I showed one of my drawings!
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Zaiki Reply:
July 1st, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I remember that. *shudder*
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admin Reply:
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Awww, I thought it was cute though!
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admin Reply:
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
They are always watching!
And thanks, I liked it too, though it took me forever to come up with any colors for it, lol.
I think you should show your artwork too! Everyone’s gotta start somewhere.
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crafty rascal indeed
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Why is it I see the outline of Kyle’s head in that tree? 2nd panel, I swear he’s hiding in it camouflaged.
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Zounds? What the heck?
Great comic, by the way. Very cute and very funny! I don’t find too many funny things on the web…
.-.
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