Talking to fishes, breathing underwater, throwing…Water balls…Really, Aquaman is probably the most useless hero ever.
Unless your boat starts sinking in the middle of the ocean. Then maybe not so much. D:
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Censorship~
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Heh.
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Also, I think the best think Aquaman ever did was trap a dying race into a cave that they couldn’t escape from with red rocks. They didn’t have any food ether.
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
…Maybe they could filter feed? That does sound pretty horrible though. XD
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*Laughs* Ok, that makes perfect sense!
I do like the “bird speech” though X3 so musical.
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
That’s how I always imagine birds to talk! It makes sense to me.
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James Reply:
January 4th, 2011 at 12:18 pm
I thought that’s how they mate.
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XD I like that last lil bit. So…yeah, is the bird just talking in native tongue? x3
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I think so? XD And its true! The ability to talk to animals is pretty much useless when they can all talk already, lol.
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Wait, so the bird was twittering? Man, technological fads are -everywhere- these days. >.>
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Lemme get a drumset for that one… XD And if I draw a little bird hopping around on the keys of a cell phone now its all your fault.
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Wow, now all make sense!!
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Yay!
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Pizza Gained!!!! YES!
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
*Zelda item get music!*
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and lo, Kyle got his pizza back, and there was much rejoicing!
….yaaay….
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Yaaaaay…He doesn’t seem too happy about it either.
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Khan-Wolfen Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 10:09 am
well…em…anthrax? D:
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That is awesome! Can’t wait for the next one. Looks like Kyle got a new hat. Keep up the AWESOMELY AWESOME work.
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Zaiki Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 9:56 am
AWESOME!!!
…Are you just saying the exact same thing every time?
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I think he just likes saying awesome is all!
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Haha, yep! Though he’ll probably take it off eventually.
And thanks, I’ll keep trying my best!
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Hey, Aquaman wasn’t TOTALLY useless XD He was like… the obnoxiously optimistic go-getter!
But, Hugh has a point… so do, say, Hugh and Kyle actually have different languages? But it’s just something people pick up on as children? Eh, oh well. Nice work!
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Are you talking about the Aquaman in Batman: Brave and the Bold? Because I really like that version. XD
Kyle and Hugh speak the same language! Which is why Hugh’s ability to talk to animals is pretty useless. If your dog (if you have one anyway) started talking in English, you really wouldn’t need any sort of device or special power to communicate with them at all.
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Mikomi Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Oh, so the second part was moreover a sarcastic remark! Hence Hugh’s “matter-of-factly” face… And yes I was, I watched it last weekend lol. So cheesy, but that’s what makes them great cartoons
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I love Kyles expression… Just so… discontent… I think it’s one of the only times that we’ll actually ever see THAT look, We may see him angry, we most likely see him smiling… but I don’t think we’ll ever see him look… defeated?
Also, on Hugh, that’s neat! I bet he can talk to all sorts of animals! Groundhogs, Squirls, Chipmunks, Birds, small reptiles, wolves, rabbits, blue wolves… I find it funny actually, Hugh is the human, and Kyle is the “animal,” yet Hugh knows how to talk with animals, but Kyle doesn’t, so the question becomes… Who’s higher on the evolutionary chain? The animal that can speak to humans but not animals, or the human that can do both?
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Zaiki Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 9:58 am
The animal who isn’t Kyle.
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Odahai Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Why do I also get this feeling that Hugh could be AWESOME if he applied himself right? I just think he could >.>….
Also, I dislike calling Kyle and FW and the like “animals…” It seems awkward, even though that’s what they are.
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Zaiki Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Hugh Mann is already Made Of Win
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Hehe, I’m sure he didn’t mean it to be like that, he probably meant it in a teasing sort of way.
Not that he’s actually meaning that they’re “animals” or anything.
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D_Leo Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Humans are animals too, bro.
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Hey, you can’t win everytime! Even if you’re Kyle.
He probably could talk to all of those! Though I doubt they’d have anything interesting to say. If you’ve seen Pixar’s Up you’d get what I mean.
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The New Aquaman has a hook for a hand…Wich he cut off himself to save his family! HARDCORE!
Animal talk…is a kewl powah. Think of the information network you could have. Someone gets lost…animals search party!
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
He wouldn’t have had to cut off his own hand if he wasn’t so USELESS, but maybe that’s just my opinion.
I’m not too sure an animal search party would work so well. Animals are kinda dumb and would probably get distracted too easily and forget what they were doing, lol.
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Kid_K Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I guess your right..it’d be all “Save the princess…Save the princesss…Oooo shiney!….Shiney Shiney Shiney Shiney Shiney Shiney Shiney Shiney Shiney Shiney Shiney Shiney!….”
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Picking on Aquaman is like beating up an old, blind, deaf lady in a wheelchair. Way too easy, but strangely satisfy…er…>.>
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
lol XD
Its just so easy though!
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S. Weltzin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Exactly my point!
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Kyle! You watch your language, young wolf!
I was worried that middle school had changed since my day, but given that near expletive reminds me that, no, it has not! Then again my middle school was the closest to being in prison as I have ever been!
The incentive comic is awesome! FW wielding a sword makes him look so awesome!
“The smell of resined leather
The steely iron mask
As you cut and thrust and parried at the fencing masters call.
He taught you all he knew
To fear no mortal man
And now you’ll wreak your vengeance in the
Screams of evil men.
You’ll die as you lived
In a flash of the blade,
In a corner forgotten by no one.
You lived for the touch
For the feel of the steel
One wolf, and his honour!”
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Mouse Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Hehe, that’s actually last week’s incentive! Stay tuned later today (or possibly later this week) for this week’s incentive!
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
See, I liked Middle School! It was grade school that sucked for me. XP
And thank you, glad you liked the vote incentive! I’m hoping to get the next page up soon, and integrate the comic into the site here as well. What are those lyrics from by the way?
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radioblueheart Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Ha ha ha! Yeah, for me grade school was only slightly more bearable. I’ve watched a lot of movies about the high school experience and I would have to say the one that comes closest to depicting mine is “Class of Nuke ‘em High!”
I do hope that you put the incentive comic here for repeat readings! Its very good!
The lyrics are from the song “Flash of the Blade” by Iron Maiden. I of course just replaced the word “man” with “wolf” for the sake of FW about to take care of business! Its a story of medieval revenge and its a personal favorite of mine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W0DB8NYhmI
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Well he got his pizza back :3
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Yep!
I’m wondering if he’ll actually eat it now though. 
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hahahhaha “*splat*”….*ROFL*
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admin Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
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Wow! You have a totally awesome comic. I just finished reading what you have done so far and I have to admit it’s one of the best comics I have ever read. I will definitely keep an eye on this comic. X3
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admin Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Oh, well thank you very much!
I’m glad you enjoy the comic! 
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Lol, I can’t help but sympathize with Kyle, those moments where you just see red … or yellow depending on the circumstances. Your art is some of the best and the fact that there are talking wolves and foxes and whatnot is an instant win! will be watching closely. BTW, Mouse rules because she has no shame =3
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admin Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Thanks, I’m glad you’re digging my style here.
Hope you stick around for a while! 
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So, I stumbled across this comic today and I was like, “Well, for some reason he had pizza dropped on his head and I must know why…” I go to the beginning and read through. I am now a fan. And it ALL makes sense now. Well, aside from the tree thinking “Zounds!” Though that reminded me of the plant in Station V3…hehe.
So, woo! Glad I found this.
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admin Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Haha, awesome! Real glad you enjoy it!
I had that planned just to make people want to read through the whole story so far! Honest! 
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Something tells me you would like those powers though, that or you would be given those fw.
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Damian can talk to trees!
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admin Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Bah, I’m sure animals don’t have much to talk about though! Especially dogs I’d wager.
“StickstickgetthestickrunrunruntiredpanttakeabreakSQUIRREL!!”
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