#67 – “I guess it would need some iron in its diet…”

…Wow that thing’s got some teeth! D:

Hehe, its been a pretty busy week for me, but I’ve been hanging in there! Expected it to be -less- busy so I could work on things, but… XP

In any case, I’d like to thank everyone who’s voted! It was great getting to see FW! Adventures in the top 100 on Top Web Comics, and we’re still in the top 90′s as I’m writing this too! So thank you very much everyone, I’ll continue to do my best!

Topic of Discussion: What’s your favorite scary movie, if you have one? I’m gonna have to think about it myself, lol. I don’t have a clue!

93 Comments

Not a scary movie fan myself, I’m man enough to admit that I’m not very manly when it comes to watching those things >.>…

Still wonderin’ WHAT FW has to W~*Gets choked…* *cough, cough, weeze* I think I got rid of it.

And that thing, it has a MIGHTY apatite, doesn’t it… I bet it’s gonna turn out to be nice and friendly =P.. But if it’s as scary as 2… how old are they? twins make it out to be, those two have SOME sort of courage… Heck, they still have some sort of courage to try to take it out on their own

And where are THEIR PARENTS? I mean… someone had to be driving the car, paying for the house, the food, and the like… I’m guessing that FW and his Sisters live with their father, after either a divorce… or worse… and thus had to move away from where they used to live. While FW might be taking it heavily, though keeping it inside, the twins are dealing with it by acting light hearted and making jokes about it, as some people do. We have both sides of the coin here.

BUT… … … That’s just a guess and a theory and ANOTHER really long post >.>… sorry…

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Nah, I don’t mind a long post every now and then. ;p

Sarah is the more bold one, and Nikki usually follows her because she trusts her sister! So this was probably all her idea, lol.

As for their parents…You’ll just have to wait and see! And don’t come up with such depressing scenarios! XD Though I will say that their parents are constantly busy, which is why they’re not around very much at all. Think of them as the parents from Charlie Brown (Wah wah waaah!), cause that’s how I’m picturing them right now.

Nice work on the comic. I love Damien’s expression in the first panel. man, I feel sorry for the twins, I mean look at them, they look like they were in a fight or something. I don’t have a favourite scary movie. I can just see FW coming home and seeing all his stuff chewed up. You make a great comic and you always seem to find a way to make me laugh (and others too). Keep up the AWESOME work.

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

I liked his expression in the first panel too! Hehe, and thanks! I’m really happy when my work can make people smile/laugh, so that’s a real compliment! Glad you enjoy the comic so much!

Its very subtle but I think I know what he has to do. Dont want to spoil it but I’m pretty sure its on this strip. In any case, love the comic.

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

Hehe, thanks, but some people aren’t so concerned about spoiling things. Besides, its not so much what he has to wear as why he has to wear it I think (i.e. what’s on it. ;p). Glad you enjoy the comic too!

A necklace? the loser have to wear a necklace for a week? only? hummm I think that FW looks a little better with a necklace
A thing with teeth, and that eat all?…. It could be kyle? XD

Scary movies?… I dont use to watch it, I prefer laught that feal fear. But I like the scary/terror videogames, where you cant revenge of the things that make you scream like the “dead space”

Great page, you have draw the expresions of all characters perfectly^^

2dogsandadj Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 6:09 am

Dead Space was AWSOME!

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

…No, its not Kyle! XD *laughs* I think he looks better with it too! Though its not really a necklace, its a collar!

I haven’t played Dead Space, though I’ve heard it was good…Maybe I could give it a try sometime.

And thank you! I try my best!

nocara Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 4:22 pm

A collar? do you mean like this that wear the dogs?

I recomend you to play the Dead Space, it has a great story, and the play mode is very interesting and funny. You have a lot of interesting weapons, but you can kill the zombies at melee

wierdsnake Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

playing dead space was like playing a good version of john carpenter’s “the thing” video game

Zaiki Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 5:50 pm

The Thing was an great movie.

wierdsnake Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 10:35 pm

@Zaiki, the thing was not only a great movie it was AWESOME! but the video game was horrid and need to have every last copy destroyed or it will regrow its self and come back for us

O…M…G! Its the alien! WERE ALL DOOMED! unless fw’s room is an air lock.
thats a funny word room roo roooooooom dooooo doom dooom

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Your comments are always so crazy, lol. XD Haha, it’d be funny if it really was an alien, huh? XD

I like the Scary Movie series,if you can count that as real “scary movies’ but if not I will always love the Boogie Man movies(but not the 3rd one, that one was crap).

And as for the comic, great job making the 90′s.People must love it that much, I know I do. I hit the vote button almost every time I come to this site! And thanx for the warning notice about that not happening in real life. Don’t know what I’d if that can on crap WAS real. “EPP RUN!’

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

…Wait, there’s more than one BoogeyMan movie? XD I only saw the first one where he stared at doors the whole time, lol.

Thanks too! I was super excited to see that myself, its always great to know how much people love what I’m doing here. I try my best to make it entertaining and fun, so hopefully that’s paying off.

2dogsandadj Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 9:36 pm

Maybe they can watch that! ^_^

I wonder what ate the pot… Mutant rat? An alligator? Kyle??? That’s for you to know and for the rest of us to find out later, right? Yeah! And I have to agree with FW on the horror films. It’s all fake. And most of it is cliche anyways. Although, love playing video games like Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil 5, you know, games like that! It gives me a chance to vent any anger and kill anything that moves and reeks of rotting flesh! …Oh, great, this is going to bug me all weekend. What’s the bet? Wear a tux? A specific shirt? A…a dress!? Does it even involve wearing anything? I don’t have a very good……………………………attention span. I’m more awake now, which is actually saying something! I’m just like FW in the morning! Only bad thing is, the person who can understand me in the morning I don’t see ’til school. (hint hint) I should really shut my mouth before I’m late to class. Nice comic! Keep it up!:)

Star Mccloud Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 9:34 am

Ohhhhhh….. I see it now. A collar or something. I like collars, so Ayuka custom made me one about a year ago and I rarely take it off. (Don’t give me that look. I know it’s strange, but I don’t care.) It’s yellow with a gold star attached to the front of it… I’m asked about it occasionally by our classmates, but I just tell them to back off. I don’t have to explain myself to the likes of them, right? (I gotted my edjumicaton from WHA. I is taughted goodly!) I just want to take my classes online. That way I don’t risk getting in trouble for coming here. I’m very secretive about it, so I’m never caught, luckily. I should wrap this up. I don’t want to take up all the comment space.

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

You know, you could comment after school too. ;p The comic will still be here then! XD

Yep, gonna have to wait until whatever it is pops up in the comic, cause I’m not giving out anymore hints than what’s up there! Not that it’d help anyway, since its not a character you guys would know about, lol.

I dunno about actually wearing a collar…I can understand something like friendship bracelets I guess? I can’t even wear a necklace usually without feeling like its choking me!

Star Mccloud Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

It felt like that at first, but after a while, I got used to it. It’s a symbol of our friendship! I have to say, though, that I know that choking feeling that you’re talking about. This afternoon I was running through the halls to get to my bus before all the seats were taken when the detention supervisor tried to stop my by grabbing the collar of my vest… He grabbed the collar alright… I fell back and hit my head on the floor! And to make matters worse, when I got up (with no help from him) he said, “Don’t run in the halls, ya freak!”
…I outta go to him on Monday and give him a piece of my mind! Oh well. It’s not like it was the first time. I- oh, I better not bring my downfall into this… Point being: Ayuka and I are the best of friends and we will stay that way for as long as we live! We promised, and made a vow to eachother. Lookin’ forward to Monday!

admin Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 5:43 pm

See, that’s nice, I could understand that…I’m glad you two are such good friends!

I’m still not sure about the collar part though, maybe if it was a bracelet or something I might wear it all the time…Even a necklace really, that’d be much easier and wouldn’t make me feel like I’m choking, which I already mentioned before.

Mikomi Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Guess I’m not the only one who wears one! Of course I only wear mine occasionally… I’m rarely asked about it anymore. But in a class of… how many people dropped out? I think we’re down to 45… the jokes apparently never get old though >.>

is it a goat, a gremlin, commander spock?

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Haha, Spock…So that’s where he was this whole time!

oh, congratulations on being in the top 90…I’m still somewhere in the 4000′s

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Thanks! I’m surprised I’m up there that high myself.

Hmm, a collar… Interesting bet, What is IT though that is tormenting the twin’s home?

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

I dunno! Beats me!

(Not really though. ;p)

Zaiki Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

It’s not that hard to figure out, just go back to the first couple of pages and you’ll see.

I’m not spoiling, I’m just pointing out a area of foreshadowing that explains things now.

My favorite scary movie, huh?… Iii don’t really like any scary movies that I can think of. XP Mean ebil scary movies either startling me or making me paranoid.. >.>

Star Mccloud Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 11:24 am

Seriously? Me too! After watching scary movies, I don’t feel comfortable in darkness. After I watch Resident Evil, I always get some freaky feeling that a virus will infect people and that zombies would start to… *shudder* Just because I’m paranoid, doesn’t mean they’re not after me! Remember that.

Zaiki Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 12:50 pm

I know, isn’t it great? At least this will lower your chances of being assassinated. If it worked for Hitler, why won’t it work for us?

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

I like Resident Evil 4 and 5, merely because you can actually do things in them. Before it was completely unrealistic with the really stiff movement and everything, I didn’t like it very much. :\ But with Leon and such you can actually kick the enemies! You have no idea how much I’d wanted to do that sometimes, lol.

“Aaaah, zombie! I wish I had some sort of way to hit it without using bullets or a knife! Maybe a log? Yes, I NEED A LOG!!”

Zaiki Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles is a great game. My brother compares it to house of the dead, but the only similarity I can see is it being a rail-car shooter.

Zaiki Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 8:16 am

In the original Resident Evil, if you saw a zombie, you GTFO of there. You actually didn’t want to fight the zombies, due to you wanting to conserve bullets for bosses and not wanting to waist blue herbs. Zombies are really annoying after you beat the last boss, because you have a time-limit to get out of the mansion. And would you believe I learned all of this from playing the game on Star Craft?

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:48 pm

Hehe, I remembered that! Which is why I thought it was silly to have Damien suggesting one in the comic. I like watching scary movies, but only with someone else so I can make fun of them. Things aren’t quite as scary when you have a friend with you.

Star Mccloud Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 4:54 pm

I agree with you there. It’s much better when you watch it with someone else… Preferrably someone you can trust with your life… You don’t want someone who’s gonna get in some ridiculous costume and scare the life out of you when you walk downstairs to grab a drink! I mean, really! That’s not a nice thing to do to someone!

Zaiki Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

Thanks for the idea, I’ll have to keep that in mind next time I invite friends over to watch a scary move… wait… I don’t have friends. :XD

Star Mccloud Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

No friends?! That’s not right! We’ll have to fix that! We can be friends! That is, if you want to.

Zaiki Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 8:12 am

I mean in RL, but I do have friends, it’s just that I don’t get to see them all that much and the rest of the school hates me because I’m insane.

Star Mccloud Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 4:13 pm

You’re not the only one. At school, there’s only about ten people who actually acknowledge my existance. That’s pretty bad considering there’s about three thousand students here. All the rest either ignore me or make my life miserable… Doesn’t sound too good, huh? I hate going to public school. If I can, I’m going to be part of an online school, that way, I don’t have the peer pressure and insults to deal with. Oh well, I gotta get to the park to make sure Ayuka doesn’t try to do anything about… Well, you know…

Zaiki Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 7:13 pm

It’s the same for me, minus five friends.

Star Mccloud Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

Sad thing is, six of those people are teachers.

Odahai Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 1:46 am

Watch yourself, one of two things usually happens.

A: you scare the crap out of the one you mean to scare, and get a good laugh

or B: You scare the crap out of the one you mean to scare, and get a bloody nose… either on accident, or on purpose

You’d be surprised how many peoples reactions to scary things are “Punch it and run!”

Zaiki Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 8:13 am

My reaction would be “Falcon Uppercut, Falcon Pawch, and Falcon Kick. Repeat util target is dead.”

Favorite scary movie? Easy. SCARY MOVIE.

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

That doesn’t count, its not really scary! XD

Resident Evil.
Hands down.

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:53 pm

The games, or the movies?

Zaiki Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

BOTH! Except 4RE and RE: Survivor. The first had WAY too many plot holes that it sorta ruined the game, the second was complete and utter @*%^.

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

Watch the language please! And I never played either of those, so I wouldn’t know.

Zaiki Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 8:09 am

Censorship! Oh well. Too bad there isn’t an edit function.

4RE: http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/RE4/chapter1.html <–This says it all. Plus it had lots of jokes.

RE Survivor: Kinda rail-car shooter, but it’s like an X-Box game, they were too lazy to fix everything before they released it, and sense the game was on the PlayStation, it was just out-right painful to play.

Ayuka Kitsani Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 6:58 pm

An edit function would be helpful. And I’ve also been thinking: how would a chat room be? That way, if other people are on they can talk to other people. Just a suggestion, nothing else.

Zaiki Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

I second this.

I’m bored (and choking on pop-corn because of how hilariously bad My Immortal is)

…

There, now I made an FW! Adventures forum.

admin Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 10:26 pm

I’m looking into an edit function! And as for a chat room or something, uh…I’ll see what I can come up with! Do we really already need a forum though? Wasn’t planning on getting one fo those for a whiie still, lol.

Zaiki Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 12:20 pm

I made one on Gaia Online, though only one person has looked at it…

Favorite scary movie: Carrie (It’s not really the genre)
Also, he has to wear a collar?

Zaiki Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:02 pm

Shock Collar maybe?

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:54 pm

Yep, a collar! I think about it this way: If I was a wolf, um…Person thing, wearing a collar like a pet or something would be highly embarrassing. Not to mention what might be attached to said collar… ;p

Zaiki Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 5:57 pm

…A little black ball that isn’t actually attached there but is somehow floating near the collar anyways?

Odahai Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 1:47 am

it’s a K~*gets choked again* Dang it! I thought I got rid of you random choker! *Flogs of random choker*

my favorite scary movie……………………………………………………………………………GEMLINS!!!

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:54 pm

Haha, I love Gremlins! And Gizmo, he’s much too cute.

A collar hmm? …but… is there a tag?! Does it say something embarrassing?! like “Property of Damien Fox” or something? Cause it still seems like it’s covered up… or maybe I’m just not smart. But he looks cute in the first panel. Guess I like his embarrassed looks
Favorite scary movie… I guess it’s not scary as much as a thriller, but I think it was called 1408. Based off the Stephen King book? I think that’s one of the few movies I watched twice. Nearly in a row!

admin Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Ooooh, 1408…With the hotel room, right? That was a trippy movie, lol.

And maybe it does! And maybe it does say something embarrassing! Or maybe not! Who knows? D:

Besides me anyway.

Mikomi Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

Now that’s just unfair! …or is it? lol

heehee! Now I really want to know what the bet was. mmm, Iron.xD

admin Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

Its good for, um…Whatever iron’s good for! Does a body good and all that.

Zaiki Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 8:17 pm

It makes your skin grow so tough that it can’t be damaged by anything weaker than iron, and heavy lowers the damage taken from anything weaker than Adamant. …That does apply to other people, right?

Hmm, if I remember the wuote right, (I forget what the quote was from,) “Anticipation is often worse than the reality.” Making us think something highly silly and comical was going to happen, playing our imaginations and having us (or most of us, or even just some of us, I don’t know who all this is speaking for) think up some crazy things, only to have it result in something just moderately silly. Clever, using an audience’s imagination as a tool!

Scary movies? Hmm, I don’t watch many scary movies, but I know of a rather hilarious mock-horror movie called “Shaun of the Dead”. Never gets old, when you have incompetent guys trying to get things done.

Zaiki Reply:
May 8th, 2009 at 6:08 pm

I loved that movie. Somehow, when I first watched it, it gave me nightmares… Though, that was a few years back, and I a total wuss, so that explains that…

Odahai Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 1:50 am

Oh OH! or SIGNS…

*Looks off to the left, talking to nothing* Wait… wait, what? That wasn’t supposed to be a comedy? You sure, because it’s hilarious.

admin Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

Ha! I really liked Signs…Maybe because when I was younger I used to be scared to death of aliens. Not so much that they’d sneak up on me at night and spirit me away for experiments…

I was afraid that they’d touch me. Have you seen how skinny and cold looking their hands are?! Its horrifying! D:

Khan-Wolfen Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 5:38 am

hehheh, a collar? well bugger i just lost a bag-o-swag if yea remember XD and am i the only one who has no clue as to what this thing is? can’t wait though

admin Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

Completely unintentional, I assure you. And I did like Shaun of the Dead, for the most part. The violence and gruesome deaths were a bit too much for me. XP As for another movie with pretty much the same characters, I’d have to go for Hot Fuzz! That’s one of my favorites.

And is also not a scary movie! So it doesn’t count, lol.

Khan-Wolfen Reply:
May 11th, 2009 at 4:51 am

oh i liked Hot Fuzz too, hehheh, the magic trick was awsome XP

Hooray! My computer’s working again! It’s about time, too. So, let’s see what I missed…

So, that was the bet. Wear a collar for a week! And I can see Star already told you about the collar… and the movie. I said I was sorry… I even fell down the stairs! That made us even! I scared you into the clothes hamper, and then I crashed down the stairs. Those things are dangerous…

I like Sarah’s (did I get it right?) idea of locking the pot into FW’s room. That’s something I would do with my older brother. (No, not Star.) Ack! I gotta go. Star’s here, and it doesn’t look good. Nice comic!

admin Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 5:42 pm

Eep, hope he’s okay!

And you guys shouldn’t rough house so much, someone might get hurt! XD

Ayuka Kitsani Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 6:16 pm

Uuuuhhhhhh…. Really wish that you would’ve said something earlier. We, er, got involved in a fight with the neighborhood ‘gang’ (my description of gang= a bunch of jerks who are so insecure about themselves that they have to get together and recruit stupid people and run around town causing problems for everyone). They keep talking a bunch of garbage about our friends and then they want to fight! It’s getting really ridiculous! I came home with a sore stomach, a bruised arm, and I really need a shower… Thank god Star is okay (lucky we had backup)… Although he got hit pretty bad… That does it, I am putting a stop to this. I have no right to complain if I don’t intend on doing anything about it. That goes for every living thing… I don’t want you to worry…

Zaiki Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

…You’re gonna call the local authorities?

…

If you’re not, I’ll be happy to lend you my +5 Orbital Strike Painter

Ayuka Kitsani Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

Oh, trust me… The ‘authorities’ will not be doing anything about this. I will be the one to end this… By any means necessary… *cracks knuckles* Monday is when it will end.

admin Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 10:17 pm

Woah woah woah, trying to do something by yourself is just going to lead to more people getting hurt, this isn’t going to “solve” anything at all. If you guys are being harrassed and everything, you really do need to go to the authorities! Trying to handle things yourself is dangerous, and probably will just lead to more conflicts.

Star Mccloud Reply:
May 9th, 2009 at 10:49 pm

I’m sorry for us worrying you. This little ‘war’ has been going on for about two years. Nothing’s being done about it. The ‘authorities’, like Ayuka said, aren’t going to be doing anything about this… They just won’t. They don’t do anything that involves teenagers mostly because they don’t care if we beat the tar out of each other. Although I- ow, my back. (Curse you, Thomas…)- I will try to keep Ayuka from doing anything stupid and dangerous. I’ll talk to her tomorrow… Well, this afternoon (here anyways ). Wish me luck…

Zaiki Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

So… does that mean you don’t want to use an orbital strike on them?

Star Mccloud Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

I have no idea what an orbital strike is. Tell me what that is and I’ll think about it, depending…

Zaiki Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 7:15 pm

It’s a a gun that ‘paints’ a location, then a satellite orbiting overhead fires a laser onto the ‘painted’ area. If you’ve ever played Star Craft, it’s similar to how the Ghost unit paints a location to be nuked.

Star Mccloud Reply:
May 10th, 2009 at 7:27 pm

Nuked, you say?… *laughs* Well, that would certainly eliminate the problem, but that’s not my intention…

Zaiki Reply:
May 11th, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Don’t knock it til you try it. It’s fun.

I’m going to post this before the next comic is put up. I think the thing that the twins are talking about is Kyle. If it is then FW will be stuck with him.

admin Reply:
May 11th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

@rtlstien, He could just kick him out of his house for eating all of his food you know.

rtlstien Reply:
May 14th, 2009 at 11:10 pm

true, but it would have been funnier if he was stuck with Kyle.